It’s odd, isn’t it? It’s glowing in parts, and almost looks like it’s been photoshopped in. So what’s going on?
- Susan Maneck wrote in to say: “Steve, everyone knows using just the feather is so ‘Old-Worldish'”.[Is Susan hinting that Douglas was allowed to take live barnyard animals to Baha’i Conferences. If so, then he was definitely given special treatment!]
- Baha’i Angst wrote: “Re. Doug Martin’s hand job: The Bahai Angst research team has done a spectrum analysis of the photograph and has tentatively come to the embryonic conclusion that Sir Martin is holding a bag which contains a copy of Church and State by Sen McGlinn. He only reads the book when he is in the bathroom.
Is that really Susan Maneck in the buffet room? Hey, how come I wasn’t invited?”
- Stephen Keyes wrote: “I would suggest that it is a take out confection from the Sugar Shaykh.”
The Cormorant Baker has commissioned a sub-spectral gestalt analysis of the photo. It conclusively shows that Doug Martin is in possession of startling new evidence for the theory of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism.
This evidence, according to Wiki, was provided to Douglas by Robert Henderson, Secretary-General of the US NSA:
“Bobby Henderson is the “prophet” of this religion.”
Wikipedia—Flying Spaghetti Monster
And the winner is…
…Baha’i Angst, who gets extra points for sexual innuendo, using the word “embryonic” and, of course, for mentioning the “Leiden dissertation”.
Another plump cooked muttonbird is heading your way, Angst. Enjoy!
I hear that Angst’s menagerie went off their seed and became quite subdued around the time Angst unwrapped his first muttonbird parcel.