Cecil The Lion 'Truther' Denies Lion's Existence, 'Seeks Hide'
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- Category: Humour
- Created: Monday, 03 August 2015 04:26
- Published: Monday, 03 August 2015 04:12
- Written by "Washington Post
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Theres a new truther movement out there, and it doesnt involve jet fuel, steel beams, or Kenyan birth certificates. It does however, center around a global event gripping the hearts and minds of millions the tragic shooting and killing of Zimbabwes beloved Cecil the Lion.
{josquote}People do not wish to see the 9/11 conspiracy, says former Baháí faith minister John deBaptiste.{/josquote}People do not wish to see the 9/11 conspiracy, says former Baháí faith minister John deBaptiste. The 54-year old Validity Parson believes that certain global incidents, e.g., the World Trade Center attack, and the Newtown tragedy, are staged to distract peoples attentions from actual events. Today people do not wish to see that the so-called killing of Cecil the Lion was a stunt, engineered to promote human cage rage-and-release!'
To prove his point, deBaptiste hosted a Rage Release Referendum exposing the now debunked rumor that Cecils alleged brother Jericho was also killed by hunters. Jericho is alive and well! They allowed us to rage, then they gave us the key! The key to uncage the rage! deBaptistes voice boomed before an auditorium filled with devoted followers, who call themselves Tripplars, an acronym for deBaptistes Rage Release Referendum.