Horton hears a whoso
- Category: Humour
- Created: Monday, 30 June 2014 05:08
- Published: Monday, 30 June 2014 05:01
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Sooner or later, every Bahai gets to hear a whoso. I heard quite a few in the Dunedin community just after Alison was removed from membership. Listen in, and you might hear one, too.
"The sacred and youthful branch, the Guardian of the Cause of God, as well as the Universal House of Justice to be universally elected and established, are both under the care and protection of the Abhá Beauty, under the shelter and unerring guidance of the Exalted One (may my life be offered up for them both). Whatsoever they decide is of God. Whoso obeyeth him not, neither obeyeth them, hath not obeyed God; whoso rebelleth against him and against them hath rebelled against God; whoso opposeth him hath opposed God; whoso contendeth with them hath contended with God; whoso disputeth with him hath disputed with God; whoso denieth him hath denied God; whoso disbelieveth in him hath disbelieved in God; whoso deviateth, separateth himself and turneth aside from him hath in truth deviated, separated himself and turned aside from God. May the wrath, the fierce indignation, the vengeance of God rest upon him!" The Will And Testament of Abdul-Bahá
When you hear a whoso, it's because a sour kangaroo has objected to the small people having a voice.
Humpf! humpfted a voice. Twas a sour kangaroo.
And the young kangaroo in her pouch said Humpf too.
Why, that speck is as small as the head of a pin.
A person on that?... Why, there never has been!
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